What's with all these

buttons?

Well they send you to the paypal thingie where you can buy the cd! And then I ship it to you.

This sounds like some sort of crazy scam! How do I know you're not a fake musician trying to fleece poor suckers like me?

Because your friend bought one and can testify to the fact that he received it in the mail? Because if you don't get your cd you can talk to paypal and get them to shut me down? Because you can download the whole album for free? Well I assume that that last bit means you value "cd quality" over that crappy compressed mp3 stuff. So if you want that former thing than that you're really just going to have to trust me. Unfortunately for you I haven't gotten my shit straight with Steve Jobs or those Amazon guys yet, but if you go through them than you really are probably a sucker because you'll be buying it for way more than only five dollars!!! It would be at least nine, and that extra 4 would probably go towards some completely worthless new Apple product.

Special Helper: Ashley

Where is that beautiful voice on 1.14me coming from??? It's from the pretty girl you see above! That's right my friend Ashley. She likes to sing and routinely shocks old alcoholic kareoke-goers with her pitch perfect rendition of "coal miner's daughter." She also sang on this song and all I had to do was liquor her up!

Ashley is on a bowling team with me, and since I'm too busy making your custom songs that's really the only time i see her anymore, but I assume that her life as just as fascinating and romantic as it seems when you listen to her syrupy-smooth singing voice.

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Computerization!!!

Hey it's my cd!!

You know you can dowload mp3s of the whole thing for free, right? Well that's, exciting and all, but if you want uncompressed cd quality you really should

. That's my paypal button it's pretty exciting and takes you to the page where you can my fantastic debut cd for only 5 US dollars!!! Do you know how stupid cheap that is??? And it's not no Memorax CD that I Sharpied my band name on. It's a real honest-to god CR-Rom (like the kind you buy from the store) in a fancy-pants barcoded Digipak. That you should really

Hey and don't forget you can get it with a custom song included for only 4 dollars more!!!

Which is pretty exciting I know. Anyway...

What's going on with this cd???

oh yeah. So it's got 9 songs, and it's 24:40 seconds long, and hopefully you're listening to part of right now on my fancy flash media player (at the bottom of screen). If not, click here and it will load. Or, you can just download mp3s of the tracks off the cd we're talking about. Or go to my myspace page. It is mainly electro-y. It is upbeat, all major scales and stuff... You can listen to the lyrics here.

What bands do you sound like? I want a "Johnny Cash meets the Black Crowes at comic-con sorta thing."

People have told me that it sounds like The Postal Service or the Magnetic Fields, but I think I am a beautiful snowflake that is totally unique and undefinable. Please just download the song. Or go to my myspace page. Or just Click here.

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